Husband Wife Jokes

Pati: Meree Laatree Lagee To Tum Kya Karogee
Patnee: Aadhe Paise Leke Hamesha Ke Liye Maike Chalee Jauungee
Pati: 100 Ki Lagee Hai, Ye Lo 50, Aur Nikal Shaabaash !!!

Wife: Tum Sote Huye Mujhe Gaaliyaan De Rahee Thee.
Husband: Tumhen Galatafahamee Huyee Hai.
Wife: Kya??
Husband: Yahee Kee Main So Raha Tha.

Patnee: Saamane Vaalee Ghar Men Miyaan Beevee Se Ladaee Ho Rahee Hai, Aap Jaayeen.
Pati: Mai Ek Do Baar Gaya Tha Usee Vajah Se Ladaee Ho Rahee Hai.