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Very Funny Jokes In Hindi
भूख प्यास निकट नहीं आवे मोबाइल जब हाथ में आवे
मम्मी : लो खिचडी खा लो मैं : मुझसे नहीं खाया जाता उसके बिना मम्मी : चप्पल उठाते हुए कौन है वो ? मैं : अचार
Naa Kare To Bivi Bardast Nahi Hoti
ek dost dusre dost se
bivi ka mikab ka kharcha bardast nahi hota
naa kare to bivi bardast nahi hoti
Billi Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Chal Sakta
tichar:100 chuhe khakar billi....... chali
ladka: 100 chuha kha kar billi dhere dhere chali
tichar:mzak karta hai
ladka: wo to mai aap ka dil rakhne ke liae bola 100 chuha khakar billi
kya billi ka baap bhi nahi chal sakta
Chek Kar Liya Karo Kam Hoga To Btana
pati:roz kichan me jata chini ka dibba chek karta
bivi:roz kya dibba che karte ho
pati:doctar bola hai roz sugar chek kar liya karo kam hoga to btana
Bhai Ya Jaan Kanfyuz Mat Karo
ek ladki ne ladke ko aawaz lgai ao bhai jan suno
ladka bola pahle disait karlo
bhai ya jaan kanfyuz mat karo
India Bharat Hindustan Teno Ek Hi Sher Ka Nam Hai
ek bacche ne swal puncha
swal:bivi begam waif me kya fark hai
zwab:india bharat hindustan teno ek hi sher ka nam hai
Pati Ne Gana Gana Suroo Kiya Bivi Ne Kha
pati ne gana gana suroo kiya bivi ne kha
mere abba gana gate the to aasman se chidiya zamin par aajati thi
pati gusse se bola kya tumhare abba muh me bam lekar gate the
Kyu Nikal Doo Whi To Kmata Hai
ek dost dusre dost se
1:mere char bacche hai 1mba kiya hai 2 ma kiya hai 3phd kiya hai4 chor hai
2:dost 4 chor ko ghar se nikal kyu nahi dete
1:kyu nikal doo whi to kmata hai
Kasam Kamini Ladkiyo Ki Darekt Jannat Me Jate
ek ladka ek ladki fecbook pe chet kar rha tha
ladki:hum ladkiya naa hoti tum ladke kya karte
ladka:kasam kamini ladkiyo ki darekt jannat me jate
Ek Aadmi Dusre Aadmi Se
ek aadmi dusre aadmi se
1:kya bat hai aap bhut dukhi ho
2:kya btaau ek dost ko plastik sarjari karwane ke liae pisa diya tha sala pahchan me nahi aarha hai
Motercycle Se Hat Helaya
tin aadme ek motercycle se ja rahe hai thai
traffic hawaldar ne hat deya
motercycle se hat helaya
or bola na bhai aab or jaga nahi hai
Saala Bhekare Be Item Pata Le
bhekare :saheb dus rupeya dona chai pine hai
aadme :chai to pach rupeye ke aate hai
bhekare :saheb girlfriend be peyege
aadme :saala bhekare be item pata le
bhekare :nahi saheb item ne bhekare bana de
Kabe Khopade Be Istemal Kar Leya Karo
aare bhai sir kaise fatgaya
mai chapal se phater thod raha tha
tabhi ek aadme bola kabe khopade be istemal kar leya karo
Mai Duniya Chhoddh Aaya
ho mai nekala gade leke
wo raste pe sadak pe
ek gadda aaya
mai duniya chhoddh aaya
Aagar Dhamaka Hua To Insanno Ke Mout Maroge
ek kutta dusre kutte se
1 :chalo waha chale jaha risk na ho
2 : kyu
1 :aagar dhamaka hua to insanno ke mout maroge
Awrat Ka Kam Aag Lagana Hai Bhujhana Nahi
teacher :koi aase chig batao jo awrat nahi karte
Mai So Nahi Raha Tha Jag Raha Tha
beve :tum sote hoye muje gale de rahe the
pati : nahi tumhe koi galat fahime hui hai
beve :kya galat fahime
pati :mai so nahi raha tha jag raha tha
Ek Dost Kagaj Ko Chum Chum Kar Jor Jor Se Has Raa Tha
ek dost kagaj ko chum chum kar jor jor se has raa tha
tabe dustara dost bol kya hai
tere bhabi ka love letter hai
par ye to kora hai
tere bhabi gunge hai
100 Ki Lagi Hai Ye Le50 Aur Nikal Ja
pati: meri lotri nikal jaae to tum kya krogi
patni: aadha paisa lekar hmesa ke liae maike chali jaaungi
pati: 100 ki lagi hai ye le50 aur nikal ja
Beta Too Sher Ka Bata Hai Aur Wo Sher Mai
baap: beta too sher ka bata hai aur wo sher mai hoon
beta: papa skool me tichar bhi yhi kah rhe the too kisi janwar ka beta hai
Sohar Ne Halki Aawazme Bolatum Bad Me Call
bivi ne nai sim le aur socha bati ko sarpraiz doo kichan me gai aur pati ko call ki
sohar ne halki aawazme bolatum bad me call karna abhi kmini kichan me hai
Biwi Meri Tbiyat Thik Nahi Lagrhai Hai
bivi: meri tbiyat thik nahi lagrhai hai
bati: aoh mai to soping jane ko soch rha tha
bivi: mai mzak kar rha tha
bati: mai bhi mzak kar rha tha
Shadi Aur Mobail Hone Ke Baad Ek Hi Pastawa Hota Ha
shadi aur mobail hone ke baad ek hi pastawa hota hai
kuch samay rook jata to nai modal milta
Shadi Sonch Samajh Kar Karna Nahi To Zindagi
shadi sonch samajh kar karna nahi to zindagi bigar loge
sgar soch samajh kar kro ge to kya ukhad lo ge
Pati Aaj Bahar Khana Khaenge
pati ;aaj bahar khana khaenge
patni ;thik hai mai do mint me tayyar hoti hoon
pati ;thik hai mai bahar chatai bhichata hoon
Pati Dubai Jaa Rhahoo
pati ; dubai jaa rhahoo
patni ; mai bhi aati hoon mujhe zewlari lena hai
pati ; singapurjarha hoon
patni ; mai bhi aati hoon mujhe kostmetik leni hai
pati ; landan jarha hoo
patni ; mai bhi aa rhi hoon mujhe parfyoom lena hai
pati ; chidkar nark ja rha hoon
patni ; bagwan ka diya huaa sab kuch hai bas apna khyal rahna