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Dirty jokes in Hindi

पति- तुम मेरे किस सवाल से 
सबसे ज्यादा डरती हो
पत्नी - बच्चे सो गए क्या

Pati- Tum Mere Kis Savaal Se 
Sabase Jyaada Daratee Ho.
Patni - Bachche So Gae Kya.

Dirty jokes in Hindi

bhyya baal chote kar do

ek Aadmi :bhyya Baal Chote Kar Do !

nai :kitne Chote Kar Doon Saheb !

aadmi :itne Kar Do Ki Biwi Ke Haath Na Aa Ske !!

bhyya baal chote kar do

teri biwi mere kabje me hai

kidnepar :teri Biwi Mere Kabje Me Hai Sboot Ke Tur Par Do Ungli Bhej Rha Hoon !

pati ;sboot Pakka Nahi Hai Mundi Bhez Mundi !!

teri biwi mere kabje me hai

wahi to kiya tha

doctor :aapke Teen Dant Kaise Toot Gaae !

mareez :patni Ne Kdak Roti Bnai Thi !

doctor :to Khane Se Inkar Kar Dete !

mareez:ji Wahi To Kiya Tha !!

wahi to kiya tha

mujhe bemari hai

mareez :mujhe Bemari Hai Ki Khane Ke Baad Bhookh Nahi Lagti Sone Ke Baad Need Nahi Aati Kaam Kron To Thak Jata Hoon !

doctor :sari Raat Dhoop Me Baitho Thik Ho Jaaoge !!

mujhe bemari hai
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